ixnay-on-the-oddk: lunatrip: lunatrip: sicam: sicam: what do you call a woman with an opinion wrong What do you call a guy that makes sexist jokes Single
When there is no place for you in the couch…
mockingjem: If Rupert Grint doesn’t say “it’s me, I’m extremely famous” when his kids ask why everyone is staring when he drops them off at school a golden opportunity will have been missed.
piercelopez: there are two types of crushes: 1. a casual crush, you look at them and you’re like “wow you’re pretty cute i’d like to get to know you better” 2. absolutely, undeniably head over heels oh my god are you fucking kidding me you are perfect wow i’m literally going to rethink every conversation we’ve ever had for the next 9 hours of my life please love me there is no in between
When someone says that they don't like Disney
wikatiepedia: crimsoncamellianeko: forimuchdesiretospeakwithhim: wikatiepedia: from now on I’m going to convey sarcasm over the internet by typing like this oh wow look how sarcastic that looks that actually does look really sarcastic though. this is revolutionary DEAR GOD SOMEONE HAS INVENTED THE SARCASM FONT THIS IS A TIME FOR CELEBRATION
avoxia: why am i single i whisper to myself as i don’t leave my room for 5 days
gingahninjah: my teacher gave us the writing prompt “when I rule the world…” and she asked me to read mine to the class but I couldn’t cuz all I did was write “when I rule the world I’ll plant flowers.”
if you’re a sarcastic asshole come sit with me because i’m one too
Today we remember the Battle of Hogwarts
Tomorrow is May 2nd, the day the battle of Hogwarts 15 years ago. The day that Harry, Ron and Hermione snuck back into Hogwarts and destroyed the Horcruxes. The day that Harry finally defeated Voldemort. We remember everyone who fought in the war and all those who died. Fred Weasley, Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin, Colin Creevey, Severus Snape and more. May we raise our wands to those who fought...
yes this is perfect.
My explanation for all of my drunk decisions:
3ridan: well i already know im going to hell at this point it’s really go big or go home